REPORT

SOMETIMES THEY BEAT THE TV

A verified quote, straight off Puck Empire’s own published graphic: the one real item on the board tonight.

This is the one item on the jumbotron that is not a placeholder. The line is a verified quote that Puck Empire published as a graphic on its own channel; it is reproduced here in the same editorial spirit, credited to the source.

Everything else in the reader is layout: the type scale, the measure, the reserved advertising slot, the source ribbon. Real reporting slots into this exact shell once it is curated with the Puck Empire desk, never before, and never invented to fill space.